A: I'm fugly enough with my clothes on. Nobody wants to see me naked. Really.
B: Running X miles without support for my meat morning star is a really bad idea.
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I don't wanna come off sounding like One of Those Hetero White Guys (TM), but these kinda events are usually just for fruitloops.
Before anybody calls me names, I'd just like to point out that there aren't too many Straight Guy Naked Events out there. Just aren't.
Growing up the way I did and working in the circles that I do, men are only naked for two things: showering and banging girls.
Last edited by Plan9; 11-05-2010 at 09:41 PM..
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