This thread kicks ass.
I keep waiting for 'so last night I get home and the door to my apartment is unlocked'. Waiting.....waiting...........waiting.
I was gonna tell you to stage a gay moment for her benefit......ya know, a hug that's a little too long or a kiss on the cheek with a male friend. But then I realized, crazy is crazy and if she's really into you, she's gonna try even harder to get you to switch teams.
I've always had a thing for the crazy ones, so speaking from experience I can tell you, ignoring them rarely works. If you're really nervous about this girl and her intentions, you're going to have to have a gentle conversation with her about 'NOT INTERESTED'. And end it with 'no time for new friends'. If you leave the 'friends' potential open, she will climb through that window every chance she gets. If you're too hard on her, it can get ugly.
The only proven method I know works, is distraction. Introduce her to 'that guy' whose always hanging around, that no one really likes. Come on, we all know one. 2 birds with one stone, so to speak.
While I have sympathy for anyone so distraught and lonely, sometime it's a matter of survival, hers or yours. Crazy always wins, they have no rules.
But in the mean time, keep us updated and keep a camera close. This thread needs more pictures.
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