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Originally Posted by Bill O'Rights
RUN!! Run as fast as you can. Do not pack anything. Do not take anything. It will only slow you down. Move to another city. Move to another state. Move to another country. Change your name. Change your appearance. Not that any of that will help you in the least should you succumb to your primal urges and bed the looney tune. She will own you. Years from now, after you have long since thought yourself safe, she will call you...just to "see how you're doing", and to "get back in touch". You, sir, are fucked. Consider this; she says that she is a virgin. Well, no matter how crazy she is, somebody thought; "So what? She's hot". So...she's either lying, or she is just SO batshit crazy that even the "fuck it and run" guys got scared off? Yeah...she's only hot because you're playing with fire.
Plan9! Yeah, those apple shaped ass prints are the absolute best, aren't they?
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Originally Posted by Shauk
See, I knew you guys cared about my sanity and well being over your own amusement.... well, some of you  |
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Originally Posted by Bill O'Rights
Some? I count three.
Two really, 'cause one's kinda iffy and could really go either way.
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If Bill is counting himself in there, I'm calling "bullshit". Everyone knows that he's just waiting for you to move out so that he can get out of Omaha, squat in your apartment and hope that she takes as much a liking to him as she did you. You had him at "Alyson Hannigan".
Shauk, I'm really not that worried about you. From what I've seen, you're not one of those guys that's going to "slip and accidentially fall into her vagian, penis-first. Repeatedly." Stay out of her pants and all she's going to do is make your life interesting (and that's a neutral term - an apartment fire would be "interesting").