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Old 11-05-2010, 08:40 AM   #43 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
 
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RUN!! Run as fast as you can. Do not pack anything. Do not take anything. It will only slow you down. Move to another city. Move to another state. Move to another country. Change your name. Change your appearance. Not that any of that will help you in the least should you succumb to your primal urges and bed the looney tune. She will own you. Years from now, after you have long since thought yourself safe, she will call you...just to "see how you're doing", and to "get back in touch". You, sir, are fucked. Consider this; she says that she is a virgin. Well, no matter how crazy she is, somebody thought; "So what? She's hot". So...she's either lying, or she is just SO batshit crazy that even the "fuck it and run" guys got scared off? Yeah...she's only hot because you're playing with fire.

Plan9! Yeah, those apple shaped ass prints are the absolute best, aren't they?
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