Jinn

I've got an AR you can have.. I never use the damn thing. It's not sighted in, and I can't hit shit even at 100 yards, so I'm not certain if you'll be able to. And yea, no rounds to give you, either. But you could strap it to the underside of your bed so that when she ties you to the bed and starts flogging you with a high heel tied to her belt and clawing your face with her fingernails while screaming YAAAAAA BABY and spinning her head around like the exorcist you only have to get one hand free to detach it from the underside of the bed frame and ask her if she feels lucky .. it's got all the tactical bullshit like a red dot and forward grip that turns into a bipod if you need to get really fancy or hit her in the back as she runs out..

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