Grasshopper Green

I was absolutely terrified of dogs as a child; I don't view this as strange or silly, but plenty of other people do - man's best friend and all of that. It didn't matter if the dog was a Chihuahua or a Great Dane - they all scared the everloving shit out of me. People would try to make me "outgrow" my fear by purposefully exposing me to their dogs. All it did was make me feel animosity that person - I still have an intense dislike for one of my dad's sisters...well, she's a bitch anyway.

I've outgrown my fear somewhat - I can tolerate most dogs, but certain breeds and aggressive dogs of any size still scare me and I don't view dogs as cute or cuddly or friendly or awesome or whatever you think your dog is. I am thankful for friends and family who understand my feelings and put their dogs in the yard or garage when I come over. Yeah, yeah, their your family or kids or whatever the hell, but I'm not going to hang at your place if your stinkbeast is jumping or slobbering on me.

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"They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king"

Formerly Medusa