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Plan9 · 11-04-2010, 11:32 PM

Did she leave an apple-shaped ass print on the hood? Oh, I love it when they do that.

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Dude, you might want to borrow a gun from Jinn (just make sure you buy the rounds) and invest in a few new deadbolts. Layers of defense.

And get a decent picture, for Chrissakes. This girl sounds like a real treat. Everybody likes to have their picture taken, even if they have the crazy.

Plus, when you go missing, I can show the cops said picture so they know who to sweat to find the storm drain that conceals your Wookie-sized body.

11-04-2010, 11:32 PM	#39 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Did she leave an apple-shaped ass print on the hood? Oh, I love it when they do that. ... Dude, you might want to borrow a gun from Jinn (just make sure you buy the rounds) and invest in a few new deadbolts. Layers of defense. And get a decent picture, for Chrissakes. This girl sounds like a real treat. Everybody likes to have their picture taken, even if they have the crazy. Plus, when you go missing, I can show the cops said picture so they know who to sweat to find the storm drain that conceals your Wookie-sized body. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 11-04-2010 at 11:34 PM..