Jinn

Brunette: Can someone please explain to me why the little girl act works on men?

Barney: You want the long version or the short version?

Redhead: SHORT version--

Barney: Short version - who's your daddy?

Redhead: [audible groans] - you know, when you think about that, that phrase is really creepy..

Token fat guy: No it's not, it's fun. here.. watch this. Hey Lilly - [grinning] who's your daddy?

Brunette: OK, let me get this straight.. so Anna, in this scenairio, because you made such sweet love to Lilly, she is now your daughter?

Token fat guy: No she is not my daughter, I'm just .. her daddy.

Token 'ethnic' guy: Wow, that is disgusting. [laughter]

Brunette: Exactly - and it's not like the opposite would work. There's no way a guy could go around picking up a girl talking like a little boy

Barney: Challenge accepted! *trumpets sound* [Standing, as if to run off] I, Barney Stinson, will pick up a girl while talking like a little boy!

.. put those transcription skills to good use..

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