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i went to high school with this fella name tygue guion - as i'm sure you can tell, there was a pronunciation problem, so we just called him guido. now guido was the nicest guy in the world, but he came up with some off-the-wall shit. we lovingly refer to them as guidoisms. my faves:
"how much would it cost to carpet florida?"
"if we had three legs would pants cost more? howabout shoes?"
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