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The last time the bf and I went to the strip club (a couple of weekends ago), he handed me something that he found tucked into the side of the padded chair in between us and said, 'look, I found a cigarette holder.'
And I said, 'that's not a cigarette holder, that's a crack pipe.'
And it was.
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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
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