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I've lived in Louisiana, the Capitol of No Shit. Those swampers are some creative individuals. But I think my biggest 'no shit' moment was filling up my truck at a local gas station (not in LA), when a 4 or 5 yo Asian kid steps out of a mini van at the pump next to me, whips out his pecker and takes a piss standing in the middle of the gas aisle. WTF? I seriously said to myself "No shit, did I really just see that".
My second most memorable was 4 wheeling over the Henry mountains in Southern Utah. I come around a corner and sitting in the crook of a tree on the side of the road is a Golden Lab about 8' off the ground, chewing on the leg bone of a cow, that was nearly as big as him. It was one of the most surreal things I've ever seen. The tree was growing out of the down hill side that dropped off steeply for about 300'. So the view was; Dog in tree suspended above 100 miles of desert and canyons. I was sure I'd just driven into a Dali painting.
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