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Old 11-03-2010, 12:10 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by dlish View Post
blablabla...

ill let you in on your future...

1) you're going to bang this little number
2) you're going to regret it
3) she's going to stalk you until you move out
4) she's going to stalk you when you move out
5) you will meet her at AA in a years time

good luck. dont say i didnt warn you.
Dlish, you forgot the part where she tells him that she's pregnant with his child, probably the morning after.

Do you know ANY normal girls?

I laughed my ass off when I read the part about her dropping her keys down 3 flights of stairs. But manipulative and creative as well as crazy, not a good combination. The movie "Single White Female" came to mind. Try Googling her name and see what you come up with.
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