Originally Posted by Jinn

That's pretty incredible, and while I first almost skipped your OP because of its wall-of-text nature the Allison Hannigan picture drew me back in, and I read it in its entirety. Excellent narrative, I almost felt like I was there and dealing with the total awkwardness of it.

I'm willing to extend a really long rope to people who are really nerdy or shy, or even just socially obnoxious because the only thing they've ever done is be boisterous and never noticed people thought they were obnoxious. I'm even willing to extend more tolerance for a person like the above who was attracted to someone and so doubly nervous about themselves.

That said, there's a few things (like ripping the door off the hinges) that cross the line and make me really wonder. I've met two girls like this, and it really threw me because I've never met a woman who was so forward and assertive about wanting to have sex, and I knew something must be wrong with them to act that way. I don't know how you gauge your own attractiveness, but it's certainly a warning sign for me. The kind who'd be attracted to me are the quiet type, for sure.

The one I was able to defer ultimately only by having backup. The one time they went to go get some food and left us two alone, she was literally straddling me holding me down by my forehead dry humping me. It was scary, especially because she wasn't particularly attractive. The second was more crazy, and alternated between weeping uncontrollably about a controlling father and how she cut herself to jumping on me so hard that it knocked me backwards, biting my lip so hard kissing me that she actually bit all the way through (not pleasant). I was lucky enough that they both moved away about a year after meeting, but I'd definitely advise caution.