Originally Posted by Shauk

Yeah all I know is she wants in my pants and, yes, while she's pretty hot, she scares the shit out of me. Like there is no rhyme or reason to her actions or words, I did ask the property management if they had any issues with her or knew of anything I should know about regarding any of my neighbors. They had no idea but told me that if there was ever an issue that I should come talk to them.

Somehow I don't think "my neighbor, during one of her crazy fits, told me she wants to fuck me silly, then tried to crawl inside of me through my mouth, coffee?" will result in anything productive. I don't mind living next to her, would just like her to turn the crazy down, or, off, if possible.

most my friends just laugh it up and tell me "oh crazies are awesome in the sack" (as if I wouldn't know) so they're pretty useless for advice, they just keep harping on the fact that I won't sleep with her x.x