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אשרי האומר בכל יום אשמח בחלקי
(Ash-RAY ha-oh-MAIR be-KHOL yohm ess-MAHKH b'khel-KEE)
Hebrew
Happy is the one who says each day "I rejoice in my lot in life."
איכא זימנין דצריכא גברא למהפך שולחנא
(EE-kah ZEEM-neen d'TZREE-khah GAHV-rah l'MEH-heh-pakh shool-KHAH-nah)
Aramaic
Sometimes a guy just needs some buttsex.
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Dull sublunary lovers love,
Whose soul is sense, cannot admit
Absence, because it doth remove
That thing which elemented it.
(From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)
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