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If Chuck Norris had ever masturbated (impossible, he was probably getting his pole waxed regularly from the time he could put a roundhouse kick to the head of a chihuahua) every female, fertile or infertile, within a 50 mile radius would have been impregnated. I'm saying things have a way, and if you allow an open door you must accept the occasional surprise visitor. And I'm saying if you are going to play what-ifs with silly scenarios instead of either wrapping your package or putting it well away from where the ticking egg doth lie, well - shit happens.
btw, I've played Russian Roulette with a pistol I knew was loaded, and I got away with it. My son, 2 of my nephews and one of my nieces did not and they have had kids that perhaps they wouldn't have had if they were a little less playful and a little more thoughtful. That kind of silliness apparently runs in my family.
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And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... 
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