Verses for Mothers Day Cards
There once was a woman named Mother,
Who always did favour my brother.
But now that he's dead,
Mother senses with dread
That *her* nursing home's worse than the others.
I love you when you're happy.
I love you when you're sad.
I love you though you told me,
The milkman is my dad.
I'm going to Denmark, Mother, Dear,
For some changes of which you'll learn.
You always wanted a little girl --
Well, you'll have one when I return.
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