Noob. Apparently you haven't perfected the fine art of soldier care and placing mission first. Ex:
1SG: "C'mere asshole. Why does everyone here have side plates, throat and groin protection and (the silly arm sleeve things - I forget the name) except for you? Do you think you're special and MTOW doesn't apply to you?"
Plan 9: "That functionally retarded 88M that got attached to us wasn't issued any of the those things so I signed mine over to him. It's all about soldier care, 1SG. Besides, if the truck drivers get fucked up, we don't get the supplies we need to kill bad guys. Mission first."
Throw in a couple of "hooahs" to cheese it up. 1SGs love that gayness.
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Originally Posted by Plan9
Battalion SOP dictated TWO TQs in left calf pocket, e-bandage in right calf pocket.
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Fuck dude. So where are you supposed to stash your skittles and dip?