1. If a guest needs a reasonable accommodation, make it. Stop whining. If you don't want me to move a chair, stop by and offer to do it for me.
2. I don't expect a free desert, but since you're so expert apparently you've never realized that some folks only eat out on special occasions. You know, like birthdays. Be prepared to acknowledge them.
3. Lock your fucking door. Sorry, we're closed. Please come back during our regular hours of operation.
4. You're not obligated to hold my table, but if something unforeseen happens and you can accommodate me, you should. Builds patronage.
5. Can't train your staff to handle this situation? Go to a seminar.
6. If it's inconvenient, don't answer the phone. Don't worry, I'll just call another restaurant. There are thousands of good ones.
What a whiny, egotistical ass. If you don't want to interact with the public, do what Charlatan did, recognize it and do something else.
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