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Plan9 · 10-14-2010, 12:59 AM

You can brag about being average. I don't even have a penis.

And she'll get used to it. Your two new buddies: Extensive foreplay and generous lubrication (natural or otherwise, see Extensive Foreplay). Biggest mistake guys make is forgetting foreplay. Anecdote: I was in the travel business for a while and whenever I'd come back from a business trip overseas my partner would need to be "broken in" again. I don't claim to know the science part behind giving your girl's loveglove a case of choad rash, but the practical application says something. This usually involved the two points above as well as not doing one of those "all day in the vagina" parties. Change it up with oral and manual sex acts to prevent her from walking like a green cowboy the next day. I think we've all done that once, though.

Also: despite the whispered high school locker room gossip you've likely heard, girls don't actually enjoy an hour of mechanical pounding (well, except for my exwife). Your goal is to turn her into a puddle with your hands and mouth so you can have her detonating right around the 10-20 minute mark. It's important to take your time to get her into frog-in-a-sock place. Sex isn't a race... unless her father or your wife is pounding on the door.

10-14-2010, 12:59 AM	#2 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	You can brag about being average. I don't even have a penis. And she'll get used to it. Your two new buddies: Extensive foreplay and generous lubrication (natural or otherwise, see Extensive Foreplay). Biggest mistake guys make is forgetting foreplay. Anecdote: I was in the travel business for a while and whenever I'd come back from a business trip overseas my partner would need to be "broken in" again. I don't claim to know the science part behind giving your girl's loveglove a case of choad rash, but the practical application says something. This usually involved the two points above as well as not doing one of those "all day in the vagina" parties. Change it up with oral and manual sex acts to prevent her from walking like a green cowboy the next day. I think we've all done that once, though. Also: despite the whispered high school locker room gossip you've likely heard, girls don't actually enjoy an hour of mechanical pounding (well, except for my exwife). Your goal is to turn her into a puddle with your hands and mouth so you can have her detonating right around the 10-20 minute mark. It's important to take your time to get her into frog-in-a-sock place. Sex isn't a race... unless her father or your wife is pounding on the door. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 10-14-2010 at 01:17 AM..