Freaked out? Not guys that have played GI Joe for a long weekend. When you're wet and cold and told to sleep in a hole in the ground, you welcome having another human body next to to you. The whole I'm-male-safety-bubble-or-its-gay thing sloughs off pretty quick. Would I sleep in a large hotel bed with another dude? No problems with it as long as he doesn't snore like a chainsaw. It's just a bed and it's just sleep. What's up with the innuendo, society? Makes ya wonder. Is sharing a bench seat with some dude on the metro gay too? Wow, I'm not up with these trends. Everybody sits sideways on their two-person seat to occupy the space for some reason. What if I sleep in a truck on the driver's side with another dude in the passenger seat? Is that acceptable? What about if a few guys are over at my place and one of them falls asleep on the couch after his 19th Budweiser? Is that wrong?
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Originally Posted by chelle21689
I just think if girls can share a bed together without it being sexual then guys can too. I mean, I've heard guys say it was gay and talk about boners...it's like them saying "if you think there will be boners are you tryin to say you will get one?"
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Okay, let's clear up some stuff first (and this is really important, mission critical, quite crucial):
A: Straight women cannot perform homosexual acts around men. Let me clarify: It's perfectly acceptable for women to make out at nightclubs, Mardi Gras, college parties, and Parcheesi night at your friend's house. It's also okay for women to grope each others' breasts and buttocks and legs and crotches. They're still heterosexual and have nothing to fear. Even a woman going down on another woman isn't gay if a heterosexual man is watching. Women are allowed to grope, lick, or finger another woman and as long as a straight man is within 50 feet, it's perfectly normal. In fact, it's highly encouraged behavior and many men judge their partner's heterosexuality and suitability as a mate on her ability to bring a woman to orgasm.
/sexual behavior trends for sub-30s crowd in the United States circa 2010
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B: If two hetero dudes are sleeping together in a hotel bed, the whole morning wood issue shouldn't be a problem unless they're spooning. Which, in the context of this thread, would be gay. If I'm sharing a bed with some dude, we're both facing away from each other the entire night and there will be no sheet rustling whatsoever. It's part of the genetic code of all heterosexual males along with the desire to eat meat and hatred of pastels.