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Walt · 10-08-2010, 12:28 PM

This doesn’t really warrant its own thread, but I couldn’t help but share.

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The other weekend, my girlfriend and I left our small hippie mountain town and road tripped to a relatively close larger town to do some shopping. While there, we saw a bunch of signs advertising a local gun show. My girlfriend is a former exchange grad student/ current associate prof at my school and was curious about what, exactly, a gun show entailed. I figured it would be entertaining to introduce her to the batshit crazy folks and militants that are common at such events.

Long story, short: we weren’t disappointed. Amongst the “normals”, there were the usual tables of guys selling authentically fake Nazi uniforms and medals, the ubiquitous sleeveless beef jerky/hot sauce guy, and the militant “freedom” groups out trying to recruit folks to their cause.

We had made the rounds of the place, and had stopped at the very last table before calling it a day. The guy at the last table was selling used military uniforms, veeeery right-wing antigovernment literature and similarly themed t-shirts. One of the shirts had a picture of Hitler, Stalin, Mao and Pres. Obama posed as BFFs. Another had an image of a bunch of dudes praying at Mecca with a caption that said “Kill’em all, let their false God sort them out”. Classy stuff.

I noticed that my girlfriend had a confused look on her face and was staring at a particular t-shirt with the word “INFIDEL” in bold across the front, with a sentence beneath it in Arabic script. My girlfriend is a both a native Arab and is a native speaker of Arabic. I asked her “whats up?” She said; “this doesn’t make any sense. The shirt says ‘search result could not be found’.”

Apparently the guy selling the shirt had typed some kind of witty slogan in to Google Translate and then copy and pasted the first thing that popped up in Arabic. I pointed this out to the guy selling the shirts. He became visibly upset and said “well I don’t speak sand nigger and I’m glad that I don’t”. I said “I’m glad too. You just made our day”. The folks who happened to be nearby thought this was hilarious. The guy; not so much. Good times.

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Anyone care to share similar gun show experiences?

10-08-2010, 12:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
Walt I'm calmer than you are, dude Location: North Carolina	Gun Show Shenanigans This doesn’t really warrant its own thread, but I couldn’t help but share. -------- The other weekend, my girlfriend and I left our small hippie mountain town and road tripped to a relatively close larger town to do some shopping. While there, we saw a bunch of signs advertising a local gun show. My girlfriend is a former exchange grad student/ current associate prof at my school and was curious about what, exactly, a gun show entailed. I figured it would be entertaining to introduce her to the batshit crazy folks and militants that are common at such events. Long story, short: we weren’t disappointed. Amongst the “normals”, there were the usual tables of guys selling authentically fake Nazi uniforms and medals, the ubiquitous sleeveless beef jerky/hot sauce guy, and the militant “freedom” groups out trying to recruit folks to their cause. We had made the rounds of the place, and had stopped at the very last table before calling it a day. The guy at the last table was selling used military uniforms, veeeery right-wing antigovernment literature and similarly themed t-shirts. One of the shirts had a picture of Hitler, Stalin, Mao and Pres. Obama posed as BFFs. Another had an image of a bunch of dudes praying at Mecca with a caption that said “Kill’em all, let their false God sort them out”. Classy stuff. I noticed that my girlfriend had a confused look on her face and was staring at a particular t-shirt with the word “INFIDEL” in bold across the front, with a sentence beneath it in Arabic script. My girlfriend is a both a native Arab and is a native speaker of Arabic. I asked her “whats up?” She said; “this doesn’t make any sense. The shirt says ‘search result could not be found’.” Apparently the guy selling the shirt had typed some kind of witty slogan in to Google Translate and then copy and pasted the first thing that popped up in Arabic. I pointed this out to the guy selling the shirts. He became visibly upset and said “well I don’t speak sand nigger and I’m glad that I don’t”. I said “I’m glad too. You just made our day”. The folks who happened to be nearby thought this was hilarious. The guy; not so much. Good times. ------------------- Anyone care to share similar gun show experiences? __________________ Calmer than you are...