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Plan9 · 10-05-2010, 03:40 AM

Dear Airborne Ranger Samurai Ninja Graduate-Degree Ultra-Genius:

Attaching a nylon tow strap to the exterior of a vehicle is a very bad idea.

The combination of ultraviolet radiation, dirt and rain deteriorates the fibers.

I'm pretty sure these factors are mentioned in the Ranger handbook, Mr. Tab-Pointer.

And don't forget that we're in the fucking desert (sand) and it's 110 every day (heat).

How about I just s-roll 'em, zip tie 'em, and break-away tie them inside the cab?

It's just as quick as "combat hanging," easier on the gear and 100% less retarded.

I know you'll yell at me later about this but that's okay, Sir. I can handle it.

10-05-2010, 03:40 AM	#102 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Dear Airborne Ranger Samurai Ninja Graduate-Degree Ultra-Genius: Attaching a nylon tow strap to the exterior of a vehicle is a very bad idea. The combination of ultraviolet radiation, dirt and rain deteriorates the fibers. I'm pretty sure these factors are mentioned in the Ranger handbook, Mr. Tab-Pointer. And don't forget that we're in the fucking desert (sand) and it's 110 every day (heat). How about I just s-roll 'em, zip tie 'em, and break-away tie them inside the cab? It's just as quick as "combat hanging," easier on the gear and 100% less retarded. I know you'll yell at me later about this but that's okay, Sir. I can handle it. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 10-05-2010 at 03:48 AM..