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Originally Posted by ChickenMuffin
Total fail guys... i couldn't stay erect long enough to insert it in...
what do i do?  . |
you
relax. It took me three dates, two books, four diagrams, and advice from two girls I trust just to get it in my first time. Sex is not like the movies, it's not like the books, and it's not like porn. It's messy, clumsy, awkward, and amazingly fun.
Also a tip on sizes: if the head of your dick is changing colors or being squished like it's been stuffed into too tight of a condom... that's because it's been stuffed into too tight of a condom. Don't make the mistake I did and wear something the wrong fit and wind up losing it and unable to feel anything when you can keep it up. You don't want too small and you don't want too big, ideally it's like a sock... it fits snugly and isn't going anywhere but it's not squeezing the life from you either.