Plan9

Oh-ho-ho... emotional cheating isn't bullshit. Women are all about emotional infidelity. They have feelings. It's the type of cheating they do before they get down to gargling balls. It's the type of cheating where they've already moved out with me in their mind and are thinking about how awesome their exboyfriend was despite the fact they broke up with him last year. It isn't necessarily about the sex, that's just part of the romantic glitterpoof.

Women mostly like to cheat with their heads. Men mostly like to cheat with their crotches. That's my view and I'm sticking to it. This view was formed based on what I witnessed, the post-breakup after action review (angry emails), and their final admission of this process as true months later.

If you think I'm full of shit on this please feel free to explain to me why my last few partners became distant, started up a romantic dialogue with their former lovers and then decided to act. I'm not talking fantasy or venting, I'm talking "Suddenly I still love him!" Somebody help me out here.