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Plan9 · 10-02-2010, 08:10 PM

I cried once. Ya know, because she left me. Part of it was the pain of rejection, part of it was having invested so much in furniture.

That and the frustration of having to train another partner to do the kind of kinky shit you only see in tiny video clips on the Web.

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Honestly? Tea party sounds pretty manly. It'd be like one of those Kettle One commercials. We'd drink tea instead of vodka because we need to be sober before we go steal some shit like we're making a Heat sequel. According to TeeVee, any legit reason to don formal wear and carry a gun is a good one.

It makes me sad that men are expected to be chest-thumping heathens today. Any type of social/intellectual refinement is seen as "homosexual." It's pretty sad. I was one of the few guys that wore a suit to a wedding. WTF? And don't tell anybody you enjoy traveling to foreign countries and museums.

They'll think you're French. Which is gay squared.

"Why did you dress up to go out to dinner? That's gay." "You and your fancy long words! That's gay." Okay, I'll act like a drooling smacktard, society.

I guess I'm doomed to be rejected by my peers. I refuse to drink a case of Natty Ice with a thumb in my girlfriend's ass while wearing a football jersey and burping the national anthem. I have these crazy ambitions in life and they don't strictly involve bums beating each other down and eating Doritos.

Really, our Lord and Savior Mike Judge had a psychic premonition when he was doing Idiocracy.

10-02-2010, 08:10 PM	#16 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I cried once. Ya know, because she left me. Part of it was the pain of rejection, part of it was having invested so much in furniture. That and the frustration of having to train another partner to do the kind of kinky shit you only see in tiny video clips on the Web. ... Honestly? Tea party sounds pretty manly. It'd be like one of those Kettle One commercials. We'd drink tea instead of vodka because we need to be sober before we go steal some shit like we're making a Heat sequel. According to TeeVee, any legit reason to don formal wear and carry a gun is a good one. It makes me sad that men are expected to be chest-thumping heathens today. Any type of social/intellectual refinement is seen as "homosexual." It's pretty sad. I was one of the few guys that wore a suit to a wedding. WTF? And don't tell anybody you enjoy traveling to foreign countries and museums. They'll think you're French. Which is gay squared. "Why did you dress up to go out to dinner? That's gay." "You and your fancy long words! That's gay." Okay, I'll act like a drooling smacktard, society. I guess I'm doomed to be rejected by my peers. I refuse to drink a case of Natty Ice with a thumb in my girlfriend's ass while wearing a football jersey and burping the national anthem. I have these crazy ambitions in life and they don't strictly involve bums beating each other down and eating Doritos. Really, our Lord and Savior Mike Judge had a psychic premonition when he was doing Idiocracy. Last edited by Plan9; 10-02-2010 at 08:34 PM..