Once upon a time, there was a young woman here at TFP. She posted a bunch of intimate details of her life, including that she had an STD and a MFM threesome, then she posted some intimate pictures.
Then one day she started a new relationship with what I can only assume is the male version of the OP. Given that the young lady in question wasn't the most mature herself, she freaked out when her new beau snooped and found out a bunch of stuff about her. And even more freaked out when he figured out that she wasn't a virgin.
Seems like this is a much shorter version of that episode. Only this one has less color, fewer naked pictures and is generally much less interesting.
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