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Old 10-01-2010, 12:14 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster? My kinda woman.

1 1/2 shots 151 Proof Rum
1/4 shot Tequila
1/4 shot Gin
2/3 shot Triple Sec
1 shot Blue Curacao
1 dash Bitters
1 dash Grenadine

I've been told it's like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick. (source)
You'd have to add some dry ice because it's supposed to bubble and have mist (the marsh gas)

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Romulan Ale or Klingon Blood Wine?
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Originally Posted by Cernunnos View Post
Raktajino, gagh, tubegrubs, beetlesnuff, and the aforementioned Romulan ale and Klingon blood wine.
Raktajino is klingon coffee, served steamed or iced, and is supposedly quite a strong stimulant. I'd say just get an espresso with some heat added. Personally though I prefer ignoring the references to coffee and calling hot cocoa with chili powder, white pepper, cinnamon and maybe even a dash of jalepeno powder a Raktajino.

Gagh are klingon worms, they're supposed to spasm in the throat and stomach. How to pull that off I have no idea and I'm actually kinda vaguely interested in making sure it stays that way.

Tubegrubs are real already and people eat them in many ways as Ripleys will be more than happy to show you.

Beetlesnuff is "a mild stimulant with some euphoric side effects". That's a drug sir, not food. Probably snorting weak snuff made of weed would be as close as you could get without going the synthetic route.

Klingon bloodwine sounds like fun. Twice as potent as whiskey and barely drinkable due to how powerfully intoxicating it was supposed to be, even though it was never officially stated what it was made of. Whiskey is on average 40% ABV so that would make Bloodwine about 80%ABV, or 160 proof which is some pretty strong stuff, getting into the alcohol poisoning range. Worf liked his young sweet so it's got a range of flavor with age, which I guess rules out whiskey and vodka. Personally in keeping with the klingon theme of food being not for the weak of stomach or heart I'd say some kind of spiced mead or even rum and ignore the fictional proof rating for legal and biological reasons.

Romulan ale is described as an "instant drunk" that can overpower and cause a vicious hangover even to klingons so it's got to be even worse than Bloodwine. Only two things come to mind: Vodka and Grain Spirits. Since Romulan Ale is supposed to be illegal and leave you miserable lets go for broke and just call it a day with some blue dyed Everclear and absinthe.

I'm going to add my own to this one too: Bajoran Hasperat. It looks like a burrito, needs a "brine", and if made properly will be so spicy people's eyes water and tongue burns. I'd equate it to a Shwarma with Harissa and spicy Tehina with plenty of paprika in it.
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