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A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, an American, a Kiwi and an Australian were
walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The American woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said 'No,' so she gave him a warm, loving hug and walked on.
The Kiwi woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a big, passionate kiss and walked on.
The Australian woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been fucked?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, 'No.'
She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'
Last edited by Eddie38; 09-30-2010 at 12:49 AM..
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