Originally Posted by Punk.of.Ages

I've always gone with the straight forward method myself...

Scene: Laying on the bed, mid dry hump.

Me: "You clean?"

Her: "What?"

Me: "Syphilis? Herpes? AIDS? You got any of them?"

Her: "No."

Me: "When were you last tested and how many people have you been with since?"

More girls than not have actually produced a copy of a recent test out of their dresser at this point.

Just ask. If they think you're being too personal, remind them you're about to intertwine genitalia.

For the record, out of the hundreds of sexual encounters I have had in my life, I have worn two condoms and never caught a disease or infection.