remy1492

I would put the idea out there to your date before you have a chance to become intimate. She may be thinking that you two will head back to your place and get it on that same night. And then you pop the question about STDs and like a 14yr old dude, she is shot down cause and has blueball/panties or whatever girls get. But instead, telling you want to save it for, Dr Smiths STD report, right away, saves that. This way she knows that it will take a week or two and you two can just kiss for now. If you don't want to imply sex or imply that you two will ever have sex, I also would find a way to casually mention that you are clean and all your ex's got STD papers too. I just came right out and said it, but it'd be good to implant it into a conversation.

I think its a great Idea and I operated with that premise for a while until Plan9 got me drunk in Thailand that one time. It was also surprising at the amount of girls who had never heard of that idea and were just risking it all every time they slept around.
After I used this plan things got really really good. It was almost better than telling a girl she's beautiful. They come by more often, offered to take ME out on dates etc... it seemed as if, with an STD test, you really care about their welfare (and your own ding dong too).

I know none of it right now can replace real love or a meaning relationship. But enjoy each phase of life for what it is and use this time to sleep around as much as you can, as long as its done safely.

One day you will find the right one and you can laugh at those STD tests.