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Old 09-19-2010, 05:19 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by James1087 View Post
it felt terrible.

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kinda painful.

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I didnt tell her at all though and I said it felt really good

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But this, combined with the failed sex attempt she thinks im lieing
It's spelled "lying", kiddo, and you are. And if you keep it up, you'll keep getting what you've been getting.

Don't worry, it's a common rookie mistake. You'd rather pretend she's good at it (despite the unmistakable physical evidence to the contrary) than risk hurting her feelings. I understand, and I've been there. Here's what I (eventually) did with the bad blow-job-giver I cured. I took her finger and said, "Can I show you something? This is what you do. Now, this is what I'd rather you do." The lightbulbs went on, and she never gave poor head again.
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