I'm not sure if I'm suddenly inspired or insane. But I figure you were at Tits not long ago, so maybe this time you're at Brassiere Hills. Hmmm?
Brassiere Hills
unc, did you read this book: Monmonier, Mark S.
From Squaw Tit to Whorehouse Meadow: How Maps Name, Claim, and Inflame. 2006.