That just sounds weird.
"Hey Jim grab that pouch of redman and a couple of beers we've got some football to watch and an evening of cuddling to do."
Listen if I'm going to get all uncomfortably wrapped up with somebody else there better be more gratification then just a little human contact or old Jim can have the other end of the sofa and he better keep his dirty hands off my chew.
Really though I see absolutely nothing appealing on any level what so ever about cuddling up with my grubby ass friends. God damn the BO alone would be inhuman...just no.