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What, no jokes about the wife being one's favourite utensil?
Wonder why I'm still single.
Anyway, I love the good old serrated edge blade for all my cutting needs. I don't
do almonds though, so I guess I might change my tune if I did.
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Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state.
-Noam Chomsky
Love is a verb, not a noun.
-My Mom
The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later.
-Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928
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