I suppose I could tell on myself lol My one and only child turned 17 last month, so its not quite as embarrassing as it used to be.
On the day I gave birth to Manda, I woke up after a full nights sleep, it was the first time since (and the last time) I'd gotten preggie that I slept straight thru the night. It was two days before my due date, and on the way to pee I realized I was having contractions. YAY me, it was a sunday which meant neither hubby or I were working. After a few hours of talking with the doctor over the phone and making sure I'd pigged out on breakfast (they'd told me no food once I got to the hospital until after I'd delivered) we drove to the hospital and they put me in an out patient room while they tried to determine if I was really in labor.
I was having contractions, but they were all in my back and the contraction machine wasnt picking them up. They gave me some drug and told me if I quit feeling the contractions I would be sent home. They left me in that room for about 4 hours trying to figure out if I was going to deliver or not lol
At one point towards the end of that 4 hours I had to make one of many trips to the bathroom to pee....when I got there (after stopping twice with contraction pain) I looked down and saw blood running down my legs, at which point I got completely hysterical and started screaming for someone to come save me...because...(and this is the embarrassing part) I thought I was having a miscarriage.
Thankfully nobody laughed at me and shortly thereafter they decided I was really in labor and moved me to a regular room and I had her 4 hours later
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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!
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