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One time I farted and it sounded like a chainsaw winding up.
One time I farted and it sounded like dialing Jenny at 867-5309.
One time I farted and it sounded like Hephaestus' hammer ringing on his anvil.
One time I farted and it sounded like a gerbil stuck in Richard Gere's ass.
One time I farted and it sounded like a house telling me to get out.
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