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I can see the Monty Python crew doing a skit about OCD clean-freakoids of long past,
Trying to keep the dirt floor in their cave, clean.
It was probably a neat-freak who invented God, or God invented clean-freaks to keep them out of trouble and off the streets,
cleanliness being next to him and all that.
Cleanliness helps us to live longer,
& therefore we have more time to clean.
Of course it's logical sense to take off the encrusted stall-mucking boots
before entering the main living areas.
Wall-to-wall carpet is a silly invention.
Oxblood finished floors are the way to go.
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