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To the battalion sized element of tiny insects / arachnids that adorned my feet, shins, and calves with their delightful itchy kisses...
I admire you.
I do. You managed to completely tear up my body below the knees through boots, pants, and socks thick enough to choke the donkey show girl.
I'ma kill the shit outta you next time. I've got DEET and I'm going to wade in it before I go rucking through that patch of forest again.
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