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Man, I didn't know it was this easy to get laid. I always used to focus on being respectful and funny, asking them questions about themselves.
Little did I know that I should have been like, "Your crotch, my mouth. My crotch, your mouth. Let's do this thing." Oh, all the sex I've missed.
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Okay, I'm kidding. Get a few beers in me and I'll be pulling on some girl's navel ring going,
"You're a cute doll. Aren't you supposed to say five different phrases?"
Last edited by Plan9; 08-27-2010 at 09:18 AM..
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