'Zat you, twizta?
My best Google-fu has returned the result of I'm A Mess, by an obscure punk band called Stormtrooper who cut a demo in 75 and then broke up.
Here's a low-quality sample:
http://www.punk77.co.uk/audio/stormtrooper.mp3
The third verse (not featured in the above clip) allegedly conains lyrics that are similar but not identical to what you've suggested:
Three o'clock on Friday night a copper comes along
And after kicking me around I started to run
And the law was all around me so I just hit it out
Now they've thrown me in the nick where I can scream and loon about