| Thanks mantooth, every time I think I win the award for most horribly awkward first-time-intimacy stupidity the universe provides examples of just how much worse it could've been. 
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					Originally Posted by Hectonkhyres
					
				 I'm imagining crazed dwarves doing profoundly weird things. Urist McNutcase has developed a compulsion to jam anything colored blue up his anus, or alternately other peoples anuses |  |