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My second husband proclaimed: "Girls don't fart."
I calmly replied, "Hmm.. a pre-pubescent thing eh? Do women Fart?"
All my cousins on my mother's side can still be heard tittering about their scatological
funnies.
Their Family word for fart is: Plitter.
One time I farted and the sound-asleep dog beneath the covers, bit my butt.
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