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Dear Random CT Tech Bitch,
Yes, it does take awhile to upload 378 images of high resolution CT scans over a VPN from the crappy DSL that the admin bought for the company. Yes, I can make it run faster.... without paying for a higher broadband connection? No, I can not work magic. I can not make it run faster because shitty poo-dunk medical facility won't shell out an extra $50 a month for 10mb DSL connection. This is not my fucking fault.
Do not jump on my fucking case because "one day" a month ago, the internet stopped working and your fat, overpaid, doughnut absorbing, The View watching, slutty biker bitch ass had to stay a WHOLE FUCKING HOUR past 5 oclock to upload the images. Boo-fucking-hoo. Cry me a river full of bacon grease, which I'm sure 60% of your body is made up of.
I'm here to replace a VPN router to fix the issues you are having. By replacing this piece of equipment I'm holding in my hand, it will fix your "internet thingy". Didn't hear me? Let me repeat myself FOUR FUCKING TIMES because you want to tell me FOUR FUCKING TIMES about the EXTRA FUCKING HOUR you spent because the "internet thingy" went down. I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK. Sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up and stuff another goddamn chocolate covered cherry in your fat, disgusting, 3 drinks to take a ride, mouth so I can do my fucking job.
I hope you choke on that piece of candy and fucking kill over. Then I hope your family has to pay extra because you are to fat to fit into a regular sized grave and they have to bring in heavy equipment just to dig a hole big enough for your over-sized ass.
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Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru
In my own personal experience---this is just anecdotal, mind you---I have found that there is always room to be found between boobs.
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Last edited by LordEden; 08-10-2010 at 10:25 AM..
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