One time I farted and it sounded like someone dropped a ceramic pot in a cathedral.
One time I farted and it sounded like Barry White was trying to say "kerfuffle" whilst eating a subway sandwich.
One time I farted and it sounded like someone was driving a Ford Focus on a bridge.
One time I farted and it sounded like you murdering your grandparent with a pillow.
One time I farted and it sounded like Forest Gump playing ping pong in China.
One time I farted and it sounded like leerooooyyy jeeenkins.
