While the concept interests me, I'm extremely paranoid about ever getting caught having sex (and yes I know it WILL happen at some point in my life) so I doubt I'd ever actually pull something that can get me a sex offender label.
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Originally Posted by Wes Mantooth
The above statement may or may not be heavily embellished due to large quantities of Jack Daniels and Yazoo pale ale that I have yet to sleep off...the outdoor sex however was graphically real.
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Either that or you have the world's most powerful erection and some part of a monument in Nashville that looks like a drunken woodpecker with a titanium beak had at it all night.