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Originally Posted by Plan9
Don't worry. He sent me a PM and told me what an asshole I am.
It was brutal.
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No, I'm pretty sure I only take the time to message people I'm really afraid of, (pretty girl syndrome) though you are getting closer to that next color-coded level.
It's so hard trying to convey sincere emotion through a 12x12 pixeled humanoid, and I'm really failing in the task, with or without 'em.
And if I did send you a message, it wasn't to berate you. It was to ask: did I really do something to deserve all this vitriol? Just look at how he speak about me...
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Originally Posted by Plan9
You make me wish the grand atom smasher of people, that mysterious stranger arranger, didn't have to be so damn brutal with its arrivals and departures. I'm really kinda tired of the Dramarama "Anything, Anything"-style mania associated with Making Solid Friends (TM) these days.
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Originally Posted by Plan9
If you were wearing cargo pants and standing next to me, I'd so piss in your pocket.
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I want to steal you away for a weekend of hiking on the Appalachian Trail.
We'll sleep under the stars and tell stories and be tired, cold, dirty and not really care.
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Originally Posted by Plan9
Your impression of dead celebrities pretending to be other people was righteous.
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Of course your inflated stats are bigger than mine.
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Not even that giant rock that took out the dinosaurs...
No, nothing could stop you from being a smarmy asshole.
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Your posts say "no" but your avatar says "yes."
I'll leave it up to you to decide to the question.
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You're like reduced fat peanut butter. Just wrong.
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Your claws dig into my flesh. I won't surrender the tuna.
Maybe if you asked nicely instead of biting me, huh?
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Originally Posted by Plan9
I know you are... but what am I?
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