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Idyllic · 08-01-2010, 05:07 AM

Praise be unto women the beauty of their nature exposed for all in the intellect of their character and conversation and the gentle embraces they offer. Eat of the delicious homemade cookies and the angel food cakes they make for their sons and daughters and their grandsons and granddaughters, for their friends and their neighbors as most grannies really do love to cook for others.

Allow the actual grannies (not just the bras) the enjoyment of that which to them is a special private moment to share their bodies with the one they love and not be used as a metaphor by some sort of self searching preacher in which grannies bra becomes a object for the appreciation of humanity merely because it contains her boobs, and may preacher learn that not all granny bras are white and all cotton but that many are black and lacy and the strict concepts of a matronly granny defines his own minds ramblings instead of the woman inside the bra as the bra is just an article of clothing, SO WE DON'T HONOR A BRA (by the way, bras are confining and painful and are worn only to fight the effects of gravity so we can look in to a mirror and pretend that men still find us somewhat youthful, perky and attractive), we simply gratefully appreciate the woman who has spent the years of her life as a friend to others and a cook and a maid and a mother.....

Oh, children of man, bless and love greatly the granny who feels it is not a sin (or gross in general) to never have to again wear the accused bra anymore and can just lob those puppies over her shoulder with pride for her years of having had to carry them around. Many blessing need be offered for the grannies, for the life’s they have lived and the ones they have touched along the way.

May those who objectify the delicate under clothing of grannies wear them themselves filled with water balloons for 60+ fucking years and then grow of age to where the weight of them stretch to their belly’s regardless of the painful pinching of the white cotton bra.

If you wish to praise the granny, then praise her, don’t reduce her greatness to a bra, or for that which is in it because even grannies get tired of the weight of the “boobs” in her world and the necessity of something to hold them up, like her wallet.

preacher, perky or not, and not is what you get at 50+ pups x pups, praise the woman, praise the body, but your Ode to the Giant White Granny Bra has lost its elastic and is just hanging there limply, smelling of mothballs, and definitely not loved by it’s venerated owner.

08-01-2010, 05:07 AM	#6 (permalink)
Idyllic Psycho Location: My House	Praise be unto women the beauty of their nature exposed for all in the intellect of their character and conversation and the gentle embraces they offer. Eat of the delicious homemade cookies and the angel food cakes they make for their sons and daughters and their grandsons and granddaughters, for their friends and their neighbors as most grannies really do love to cook for others. Allow the actual grannies (not just the bras) the enjoyment of that which to them is a special private moment to share their bodies with the one they love and not be used as a metaphor by some sort of self searching preacher in which grannies bra becomes a object for the appreciation of humanity merely because it contains her boobs, and may preacher learn that not all granny bras are white and all cotton but that many are black and lacy and the strict concepts of a matronly granny defines his own minds ramblings instead of the woman inside the bra as the bra is just an article of clothing, SO WE DON'T HONOR A BRA (by the way, bras are confining and painful and are worn only to fight the effects of gravity so we can look in to a mirror and pretend that men still find us somewhat youthful, perky and attractive), we simply gratefully appreciate the woman who has spent the years of her life as a friend to others and a cook and a maid and a mother..... Oh, children of man, bless and love greatly the granny who feels it is not a sin (or gross in general) to never have to again wear the accused bra anymore and can just lob those puppies over her shoulder with pride for her years of having had to carry them around. Many blessing need be offered for the grannies, for the life’s they have lived and the ones they have touched along the way. May those who objectify the delicate under clothing of grannies wear them themselves filled with water balloons for 60+ fucking years and then grow of age to where the weight of them stretch to their belly’s regardless of the painful pinching of the white cotton bra. If you wish to praise the granny, then praise her, don’t reduce her greatness to a bra, or for that which is in it because even grannies get tired of the weight of the “boobs” in her world and the necessity of something to hold them up, like her wallet. preacher, perky or not, and not is what you get at 50+ pups x pups, praise the woman, praise the body, but your Ode to the Giant White Granny Bra has lost its elastic and is just hanging there limply, smelling of mothballs, and definitely not loved by it’s venerated owner. __________________ you can tell them all you want but it won't matter until they think it does p.s. I contradict my contradictions, with or without intention, sometimes.