preacher

Oh. . .there's hymns. Many righteous hymns.

Amazing Fuck™, how sweet the Fuck™,
That saved a wretch like me.
A loser once, but no more
Now I weekly Fuck™ a whore

T'was Fuck™ that taught the sluts to fear.
And Fuck™, my balls relieved.
How precious did that Fuck™ appear
The hour I first believed.

Through many dangers, toils and snares
I have already come;
'Tis Slitches that brought me to this place
and The Fuck™ will lead me home.

The Fuck™ has promised good to me.
sweet sluts their greed secures.
By my hand mis’ry be,
As long as life endures.

Yea, when you live a loser’s life,
And with sluts you have no luck,
Heed the words if thou be wise,
And brother preach The Fuck™.

Better that I post no Youtubes of me singing them, though. . .not yet anyway.
The preacher outfiit makes bitches nervous and giggly.

Amen