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Originally Posted by The_Jazz
1) Are you sure she's pregnant or do you just have her word? Doctor confirmed?
2) Are you sure it's yours? I know you think its unlikely, but that didn't seem to be the case not that long ago.
3) What is she trying to get you to do? If it's anything beyond financial support at this stage, be suspicious.
4) Has she told anyone else she's pregnant? How is the announcement being made?
5) Are you trolling us?
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It sucks having to play Captain Obvious for these type of threads, huh? Glad you posted your Five Pillars, though.
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I just assume people post shit that's real. Otherwise I'd get tired emulating you with the constant "you're an idiot, it's crap."
How are we supposed to confirm any of this shit anyway? For all we know, he's a just another Sudanese banker with a great offer.
Just pretend it's real. We can berate Soma and each other once his lady friend lets out an epic fart that was nothing but a food baby.
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Sorry.
I get all cranky when somebody upsets my flow of "Well, I'd spike a fetus in a trash can!" during the course of a I-Accidentally-The-Whole-Thing thread.
Topics like this inevitably lead to the same circle jerk. I should have just linked the old bean directly to the last thread where I shunned god and a fetus.
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That reminds me... whatever happened to that InfiniteLoser guy?